Low-waist jeans, though they look hot when worn, are probably the bain of the unfortunate girls who wear them. Sure they look hot....when you're standing...but when you're sitting, it's a whole new different story.
Take this unfortunate girl, for instance. Probably about sixteen years of age, slim, tall with never-ending legs. She just happened to be sitting in front of me at a food court. As can be expected, her low-waist jeans had ridden even lower and now she was showing quite a substantial amount of cleavage at the back. I burst out laughing when I saw the brand-name of her jeans.
EXPOZAY.
I rest my case.
Needless to say, she was, quite literally, the butt of all jokes for the rest of the day. Pun intended.
